Dracula has chosen a bride. She's a succubus queen of the undead, and their union will end eons of conflict in the monster world. Only one problem: He's hired Deadpool to find her! The stakes are high, middling and painfully low as wascally Wade goes all Indiana Jones in a bid to dig up Drac's long-buried intended - battling teleporting assassins, Greek legends and even the vampire hunter Blade! And when Deadpool finally meets the bride-to-be, even he gets cold feet about this unholy matrimony.